Invest In Your 401(keg)

I wish I could source this to someone other than someone in my office, but I got this email FWD today. In an unstable economy with skyrocketing fuel costs, consider investing in your beer belly. Here’s some ROI you can bank on:

  • If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.
  • With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
  • With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
  • But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.
  • Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It’s called the 401(keg).
  • A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
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One Response

  1. Nice writing. You are on my RSS reader now so I can read more from you down the road.

    Allen Taylor

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